i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and
and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like
but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????
the unholy trinity
My mom started watching Attack on Titan on Saturday. We watched episode 5 today.
So I asked her, “What if Jean got eaten by a Titan?” and this is what she had to say.
things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:
- im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
- do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
- you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
- i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
- please dont crawl into my sleeves
- (sings a duet with a cricket)
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idk what i can add to this for some reasons idk but oh no poor cat. poor cat i hope in modern au she doesn’t have to think any of her kids die
the worst that happens is sometimes her kids are inconsiderate dickheads who don’t come home and don’t call or anything and she panics and calls their cell 87 times even though it’s turned off. cat is pISSED when arya gets home and grounds her for a month, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN DITCH ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, YOU ARE TO CALL ME AND TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE YOUNG LADY.
that’s it that’s the worst that can happen in stark children hell, i won’t allow anything else
jeyne canonically has better alcohol tolerance than theon, so maybe shes the one playing mommy…(jaws music playin in background) WHEN THEY ALL GROW UP they do a mini road trip
to me jeyne is a bit of a wild child party type when she’s a teen so i think she would see her high alcohol tolerance as a challenge.
but yesss the girls on a road trip after arya graduates, just the three of them. they want to see the ocean and the prairie and the desert. they get motel rooms with one bed and sleep in a big pile. they play nicki minaj and britney spears and beyonce really fucking loud and scream the lyrics over the wind blowing through the window. they ruin the floor of sansa’s car with doritos crumbs and gum wrappers and cigarette ash. poor Cat worries like mad and makes them call every single day. jeyne and arya probably kiss some. hell fucking yeah.
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they grew up together and it was awesome and they like to have awesome times together and omg sansa no fun. arya’s like COME ON SANSA YOU’D LIKE THIS jeyne’s like please?? ;w; they end up doing the things
they had dance class together!!! this is important jeyne and arya the dance class buddies. and lil jeyne and arya making up dances routines at slumber parties!! NO WAIT sansa sings and jeyne and arya do backup dancing and they make the family watch their shows!!
and i can see older them, each of them grasping one of Sansa’s hands and shaking them chanting SANSA NOFUN SANSA NOFUN CMON SANSA PLEASE until she’s like fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee but she has a great time at the party, even if she kinda has to play mommy to the two of them lol. actually that’s probably mostly why she doesn’t want to go, she doesn’t want to have to babysit their drunk asses.
also: arya likes gendry and it’s A Big Deal (arya is demi?? maybe gray-ace?? and mostly aromantic??? or yeah. something.) and while Sansa is helping in ways that are actually wanted and, you know, helpful, Jeyne’s way of helping is to push Arya into Gendry’s chest and text her “gurl get that dick ;)” when she leaves to go hang out with him. basically her goal is to make arya embarrassed and utterly furious.
If I never had to use my hands again, I would happily wear these beautiful filigree nail rings without giving a single fuck if anyone decided to think less of me for being “effeminate.”
"you know what jeyne, i like you. you don’t give a fuck." "thanks arya. people never tell me that." "what part?" "never mind"( i like this idea i fuckin want them to be friends fuck this fandom)
lmao that’s adorable. but yeah, yeah, i think they would be such good friends like, how could they not?? “oh jeyne called arya names when they were little!!!” okay? arya probably put bugs in jeyne’s hair. shit happens.
if they actually continued to grow up together they would practically be sisters. and i think Sansa would be just a little too goody-two-shoes for Jeyne in certain aspects so like, she gets Arya to help her cut off all her hair on a whim (Sansa: “Jeyne, you might mess it up! Stop being so impatient, just make a hair appointment!”). Or she and Arya huddle outside in the cold to smoke cigarettes, she and Arya dare each other to do embarrassing stuff in public, and she and Arya tag team when they want to get Sansa to sneak out or some shit. I bet they chant Sansa No-Fun at her until she gives in.
remember in the beginning of the year when i was a goddamn digimon blog
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight